ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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