This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I look better un-naked...
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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