i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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