Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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