Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
