guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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