I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Randomize
