I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I think my nap took me to another dimension
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
