how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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