I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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