i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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