Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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