She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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