Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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