Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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