Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
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