He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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