Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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