you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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