I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Just high enough for therapy.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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