..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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