Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
