But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
bring money and cleavage
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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