Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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