real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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