problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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