I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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