Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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