i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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