yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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