And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
