White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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