It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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