I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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