You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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