Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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