Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I want to make a zoo with you.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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