well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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