I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
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