So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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