why didn't you poke me back
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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