It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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