Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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