Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Randomize
