You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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