so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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