Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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