I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Randomize
