Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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