I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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