I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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