she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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