it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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