my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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