Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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