do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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