Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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