You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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